An open letter to my smartphone

Hello buddy,

Let me start by saying thank you for not being fast. If you were, I could never find the time to be frustrated and I really love that urge to punch a wall.
Also, I can’t find enough words to thank you for running out of battery at the exact moment when I’m stuck waiting for the bus or for closing the camera app when something really beautiful is in front of me.
But let’s go back in time and ¬†remember that perfect moment when we met.

We were in the magnificent year of 2011, the sun was beaming in the sky and my mom put you in my hands. I was so happy to hold you after standing by for months for the due date. You were wrapped in that white silky foam and I couldn’t wait to see your mirrored screen. It was love at first sight and I knew we would be happy for a long time.

Now, do I need to remind you that it’s only been 2 years and you’re already betraying me?
What’s up with that?

I know I haven’t been the most faithful owner but you haven’t been the best phone either. That beautiful iPhone loves me and he wants to start a relationship so, unless you start delivering my texts correctly, getting me to my documents faster and saving your battery when I’m not using you, I’m gonna have to leave you.

I’m sorry for being so blunt but you give me no choice. I loved the moments we had together but I start to believe it’s over.

I’ll see you soon,


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